So Jerry, whatcha doin there in Hawaii?
I mean... weren’t we supposed to meet in Maine!
My goodness May! I Could not stay
When I heard you couldn't catch your plane
Oh Jerry! I caught the redeye out to surprise you
Loretta the angel she covered my shifts
Color me surprised! Your family is nice
But this is a disappointing gift!
Well, I’m gonna see New England Christmas!
I’m gonna surf with cousin Mark
I can’t believe we’re gonna miss this
I believe I’ll end up in a shark
Don’t surf the North shore in December
Mark says-
He’s a psychopathic killer
It’s always the quiet ones
You paddled a kayak once
Which one of us sled down suicide hill!?
I'm sorry. You’re a badass and I’m sorry and I’ll miss you
I’m sorry too. I hope you dig the snow.
Guess it sorta feels a bit like Christmas
I love you but I should let you go
Wait May, there’s a thing I came to ask you
To ask on bended knee
I'd say
Shut up Jerry! Not over the phone!
Well, wait! What wouldst thou ask of me?
I'd say
Stop! Ask me when we’re together.
I will. But pretend you're in the dark.
I will. Call me after dinner.
I will. Unless I end up in a shark.
mwa!