Love the way that story ends
Merry Christmas, Emporium
You wonderful old building and loan
They're waiting for you, go on home
Merry Christmas, Movie house
Merry Christmas, Mr. Potter
Grateful for my bloody mouth
Pocket full of zuzu's petals
Merry Christmas, Donald Trump
Merry Christmas, House and Senate
Pottersville or Bedford Falls
God bless all you folks caught in it
Merry Christmas, corporate wares
Coca Cola and the polar bears
Merry Christmas live in a tent
By the Caddilac year end clearance event
Merry Christmas, Second Amendment
Bless this home and the guns that defend it
Merry Christmas, Christian Nation
God bless your patriotic faith conflation
Oi!
Merry Christmas, Mary and Joseph
And your precious little bundle of plastic explosives
You wonderful old building and loan
They're waiting for you, go on home
Atta-boy Clarence